1. He spells his name with a ‘Y’ instead of an ‘I’
There’s no better personality indicator than by how people choose to identify themselves. If your prison husband spells his name with a ‘y’ instead of an ‘i’ like Murdering Myke or Cannibal Chrys, watch out because you’re headed for nothing but trouble in this relationship.
2. He shaves his head but isn’t balding
There’s nothing wrong with bald dudes, but If you’re butt buddy is shaving his head before he’s even started balding, there’s something seriously wrong with him. Don’t date a skin head.
Unless you have to, obviously.
3. He’s been spending a lot of time “At the Gym”
When you’re in a relationship, it’s important to have your own personal space and hobbies, especially when you’re locked up together for the next 15 years, but sometimes it can go too far and just be an excuse to get away. If he’s spending all day in the training yard and not even getting buffer, it may be time to end things, if that’s at all feasible.
4. He never uses his monthly phone call to call his mother
If your prison man doesn’t have a good relationship with his mother, is that really someone you want to have a reluctant homosexual relationship with?
5. He’s a smoker
Socially smoking is one thing, but if he’s smoking a pack a day, that could potentially be bad news. Watch out – he might try bartering your stuff away for his next pack.
6. He uses “no sex” as punishment
Sex should never be used as a tradable commodity unless you’re out of cigarettes.
7. He’s rude to the Cafeteria servers
You can tell a lot by how someone treats those who handle their food. If your prison boyfriend is rude to the servers in the cafeteria, call it a day and back away.
8. He got his sentence extended 12 years for shanking his last prison husband to death.
This could be a sign that he has a bit of a temper.
